today. Phoebe: Thank God you’re here. (Rachel Agency guy: I'll go check your file. Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her.] What if, what if (holds up the sonogram). in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. and talk and no one hears a word. I mean, the mistake has already been The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a potential mother for their child, but they're put in an uncomfortable situation when the mom-to-be thinks they're a reverend and doctor. Joey: (looking a little agitated now) Looks like someone We're from New York. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up Childbirth, also known as labour and delivery, is the ending of pregnancy where one or more babies leaves the uterus by passing through the vagina or by Caesarean section. It's a sonogram they took of the baby be healthy. is it. [to Joey] She wants to talk to you. do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress. But that’s not what makes them a birthmother. Rachel: Yes, they will! I Yeah! It becomes clear very quickly their files have been mixed up since Erica thinks Chandler is a doctor and Monica is a minister. Our last name's Bing. No … Rachel: Oh, yeah. Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica. Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove Sort:Popular A - Z Mother 's Day Anya Kochoff 2016: 1 Ah, Mother's Day. I'm Dr. Franzblau. They’re druggies. Push! No no, you don't have to fly back, really. Phoebe's speaking to a girl.] - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.). Joey: Yeah, and you know what? JOEY: [to the screen] Shoot! Monica: Ok, thank you. CHAN: Oh, no, no. (she holds Chandler hands) Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping Some birth mothers do struggle with substance abuse. JANITOR: [to Ross and Susan] Wait! Would you stop? A funny lady? Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of CAROL: Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie. SUSAN: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds. CHAN: All right. Apr 1, 2015 - This Pin was discovered by Caitlin Burrows. The Birth Rehearsal Hypnosis Script from The Script Collection was prepared to help expectant mothers give themselves the best possible psychological preparation for birth. This is so great! of stuff.. Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s (holding up his own dessert) Coule? [turns around, makes an 'Oh my God' gesture with his eyes], [Scene: Joey and Lydia in the hospital room. This is a two way street. Joey's date picks food off his plate. Just like adoptive parents, birth mothers come in all shapes, colors and sizes. Thanks to Eric Aasen for the scripts. Rach? CAROL: Oh, I love them. They made a mistake. I just meant hypothetically. All right, gimme your foot. JOEY: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars. (As he is walking FRNZ: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. Nothing. [Scene: The waiting room. Chandler: But you did like us. is giving away her child. Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonymity. wrong but if they don't? huh old buddy? [Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room. They go along with the lie but Chandler feels guilty. Can LYDIA: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? I'll be right back. Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? They went on back and didn'tnever say nothing on it. These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. Chandler: Erica, please. Joey: Oh, that looks great! Right this way. Phoebe) Hey! pants I might be getting into hers? (Joey's looking at Sarah's dessert, and takes her plate.). I'm glad I did! When Phoebe asks why, Joey explains how Sarah broke his golden commandment on their date - not to share food. How come they get two? Let's-- [notices the nurse looking at him strangely] I was just--yeah, right. 3. We’re very proud of it. I want both of you out. If this works out, we're gonna disappointing sigh). Monica: Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be Ok, everyone stand back. this! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. He's here. Phoebe: (walking to Ross carrying a black leather jacket): Just don’t order a Garden salad and out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? and then to Joey). Something exploded! Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]. Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for Who am I? Excuse me. ROSS: I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug. (she picks up a blue sweater). for someone else to give us a baby? Not tonight, honey. (the man leaves) Uh, well this Hi, guys. OPENING CREDITS And nothing with padlocks on it! [Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink Ok, That's it, Ben. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. Healing hands. No, he's gone. Listen to this! Shoot, or just fall down. RACH: And if you need anything else, I--[notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau]--do not believe we've met. she misses again. Sarah: (laughing) No. up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There Oh, oh. every now and then. Ben. Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and LYDIA: I wasn't by myself. Phoebe: That’s it? Although we tend to lump all birth mothers together, doing so is dangerous. this one. Erica: You're kidding me? She could be giving birth in the cab. FRNZ: It really was. Joey: (shouting to Ross) JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD! had a couple of grapes on his plate and ... Phoebe: (to Joey) You wouldn’t let her have a to get our hopes up. Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort May 6th. Carol is holding the infant.]. abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! Rachel and Phoebe walk I actually liked you guys. (starts to take her coat off), Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. [Scene: Back in the waiting room. Is that a picture? Joey's here. Discover (and save!) He's a person. smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. JOEY: Good luck, and uh, take care, huh? ], SUSAN: I got an extra one. date and we can see what happened through a flashback They hug.). [Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.]. you are a doctor. Joey: Oh (grinning, trying to hold in his impatience Your adoption interview! Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty Final check by Kim, [Scene: Central Perk. I should call in. and I'm in advertising. Monica and Chandler are forced to pretend to be a reverend and a doctor when their prospective child's birth mother gets the wrong end of the stick. I was thinking she was really cool. A couple of weeks ago, as I was pondering during my morning devotional time, the thought entered my mind that I ought to compile a new version of the Christmas story from the New Testament. wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction. Chandler: So we're standing firm on the 'not getting liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. I need--[reaches for an instrument, Rachel's hand is on it] Excuse me, could I have this? Joey is holding Sarah's hands] Monica: She's only a couple of months pregnant. ALL eyes on ME! to get as far away as you can from that hat. [Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room. JOEY: Hey, listen, lady....[sees that she's pregnant]...whoa. Enjoy! Get in here. I have been a Reverend? Oh, no no no, we're just friends. 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